The highly-anticipated Jonas Brothers Family Roast is finally streaming, and the new Netflix special is full of absolute hilarity and epic roasts — and some of the most epic of them all came from a Jonas wife!
Sophie Turner, who is married to Joe Jonas, took to the stage to poke fun at her husband (and his brothers!) — and boy, did she come prepared!
In fact, her jokes were so hilariously savage and on point that they’ve gone viral. And with good reason, too! After all, she came for the one thing that the Jonas Brothers were most known for (aside from their career) back in their days of singlehood: Those purity rings.
Sophie brought up those rings, which the JoBros used to talk about quite a bit, and she went to town on the topic in the most epic fashion. Here’s what she said:
“No, the rings weren’t a good idea. Yes, as a gesture they’re laughably, toe-curlingly lame. But remember, this was about more than a gesture. This was about faith. This was about principle. This was about taking a stand and setting an example.
Joe Jonas wasn’t just sticking his fingers in some dumb metal rings, he was sticking his fingers in costars, actresses, and even a supermodel or two.
To be honest, Joe and the purity ring thing was kind of like a modern-day Cinderella. Joe tried to find a match for his purity ring a few times, but finally the finger fit me. And it’s also like Cinderella because most of the girls he tried it with were under contract to Disney.”
B-U-R-N.
Sophie also hilariously poked fun at her husband’s acting skills, declaring:
“I said when I started acting that I would never date an actor, and after I saw Camp Rock 2 I knew it was safe to date Joe.”
Double burn.
Sophie’s J-sisters, Danielle Jonas and Priyanka Chopra, also got up on stage to roast their husbands.
